Monsieur Adolph Chamouillard, you are always complaining about the food. I declare you are a voluptuary! You must know that the Spartans ate nothing but black broth all year long!! - At least they didn't have to eat red beans all the time!

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Image Not Available for Monsieur Adolph Chamouillard, you are always complaining about the food. I declare you are a voluptuary! You must know that the Spartans ate nothing but black broth all year long!! - At least they didn't have to eat red beans all the time!
Monsieur Adolph Chamouillard, you are always complaining about the food. I declare you are a voluptuary! You must know that the Spartans ate nothing but black broth all year long!! - At least they didn't have to eat red beans all the time!
Image Not Available for Monsieur Adolph Chamouillard, you are always complaining about the food. I declare you are a voluptuary! You must know that the Spartans ate nothing but black broth all year long!! - At least they didn't have to eat red beans all the time!

Monsieur Adolph Chamouillard, you are always complaining about the food. I declare you are a voluptuary! You must know that the Spartans ate nothing but black broth all year long!!
- At least they didn't have to eat red beans all the time!

PortfolioPlate 10 from the series "Professeurs et Moutards"
Date1846
MediumCrayon lithograph
DimensionsSheet: 194 × 245 mm. (7 5/8 × 9 5/8 in.)
Credit LineGiven in Memory of Joseph Katz by his Children
Object number1963.109.119
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Last Updated1/11/24
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