My dear, our comedy in two acts has not been accepted by the French Theater!... - In that case, we will simply have to add three more acts and a dream and come up with a tragedy which we will present to the Odeon.

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Image Not Available for My dear, our comedy in two acts has not been accepted by the French Theater!... - In that case, we will simply have to add three more acts and a dream and come up with a tragedy which we will present to the Odeon.
My dear, our comedy in two acts has not been accepted by the French Theater!... - In that case, we will simply have to add three more acts and a dream and come up with a tragedy which we will present to the Odeon.
Image Not Available for My dear, our comedy in two acts has not been accepted by the French Theater!... - In that case, we will simply have to add three more acts and a dream and come up with a tragedy which we will present to the Odeon.

My dear, our comedy in two acts has not been accepted by the French Theater!... - In that case, we will simply have to add three more acts and a dream and come up with a tragedy which we will present to the Odeon.

PortfolioUnnumbered plate from the series "Tout ce qu'on voudra"
Date1852
MediumCrayon lithograph
DimensionsSheet: 247 × 196 mm. (9 3/4 × 7 11/16 in.)
Credit LineNelson and Juanita Greif Gutman Collection
Object number1963.313.87
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Last Updated1/11/24
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