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Top ten ways to tell if you're an art world token
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Top ten ways to tell if you're an art world token

PortfolioFrom the "Portfolio Compleat"
Date1995
MediumOffset lithograph
DimensionsSheet: 432 x 559 mm. (17 x 22 in.)
Credit LineWomen's Committee Acquisitions Endowment for Contemporary Prints and Photographs
Object number2015.47.48
NOT ON VIEW
Last Updated1/11/24
Image Not Available for Preparing for the baccalaureate. - There are two ways in which you might pass your exams: the first way is to let someone else take your place; the second is to take them yourself. - I would like to take them myself. - Very good!... Do you know Greek? - No. - Latin? - None the more. - Excellent!... Do you know your Math? - Not at all. - What do you know then? - Nothing. - But you've 200 francs? - Of course! - Splendid... You'll be passed next Thursday. - You mean you're going to prepare me in eight days? - What do you think!!!!... It's true that I've taken on the responsibility for your success, but for teaching you... Oh no! Certainly not!!
Preparing for the baccalaureate. - There are two ways in which you might pass your exams: the first way is to let someone else take your place; the second is to take them yourself. - I would like to take them myself. - Very good!... Do you know Greek? - No. - Latin? - None the more. - Excellent!... Do you know your Math? - Not at all.
- What do you know then? - Nothing. - But you've 200 francs? - Of course! - Splendid... You'll be passed next Thursday. - You mean you're going to prepare me in eight days? - What do you think!!!!... It's true that I've taken on the responsibility for your success, but for teaching you... Oh no! Certainly not!!
1837
Image Not Available for Relax Senator Helms, the art world is your kind of place!
Relax Senator Helms, the art world is your kind of place!
1989
Image Not Available for The Token Times
The Token Times
1995
Image Not Available for You're seeing less than half the picture
You're seeing less than half the picture
1989
Image Not Available for If you're raped, you might as well "relax and enjoy it," because no one will believe you...!
If you're raped, you might as well "relax and enjoy it," because no one will believe you...!
1992
Image Not Available for The other day, I pulled off another smart trick... I had set up a firm with a capital of ten million francs to exploit top boots in cardboard ... I had placed only eight shares worth a petty 1200 francs... I called together my eight shareholders and held forth in something like the following manner: "Ah! Good-day ye strolling gentlemen, how handsome you are, how fine you seem!" I promised them more cheese than bread, I gave them a 50% dividend, I warmed them up a bit and let them simmer... The following day they couldn't get hold of my shares fast enough, I placed all of them and at the next meeting I said: "The last time I did the books I made a mistake. I forgot to take into account the price of the cardboard and its fabrication. You must return the dividend I gave you, I'm going to hold it back... I put down nothing and kept back the r
The other day, I pulled off another smart trick... I had set up a firm with a capital of ten million francs to exploit top boots in cardboard ... I had placed only eight shares worth a petty 1200 francs... I called together my eight shareholders and held forth in something like the following manner: "Ah! Good-day ye strolling gentlemen, how handsome you are, how fine you seem!" I promised them more cheese than bread, I gave them a 50% dividend, I warmed them up a bit and let them simmer... The following day they couldn't get hold of my shares fast enough, I placed all of them and at the next meeting I said: "The last time I did the books I made a mistake. I forgot to take into account the price of the cardboard and its fabrication. You must return the dividend I gave you, I'm going to hold it back... I put down nothing and kept back the r
1838
Image Not Available for Sorry, sweetie. Way to go, dude!
Sorry, sweetie. Way to go, dude!
1994
Image Not Available for Sketch of a Three-Way Plug (1965)
Sketch of a Three-Way Plug (1965)
1972
Image Not Available for Let's toast Irish art, lads!
Let's toast Irish art, lads!
2010
Image Not Available for Dearest art collector (Chinese version)
Dearest art collector (Chinese version)
2008
Image Not Available for Dearest art collector
Dearest art collector
2007
Image Not Available for Dearest art collector (Greek version)
Dearest art collector (Greek version)
2007