Husband: My dear, how about a first kiss on my chin? The wife (aside): To think that I am married to this face!

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Husband: My dear, how about a first kiss on my chin? The wife (aside): To think that I am married to this face!
Image Not Available for Husband: My dear, how about a first kiss on my chin? The wife (aside): To think that I am married to this face!

Husband: My dear, how about a first kiss on my chin? The wife (aside): To think that I am married to this face!

PortfolioPlate 21 from the series "Moeurs conjugales"
Date1840
MediumCrayon lithograph
DimensionsSheet: 240 × 205 mm. (9 7/16 × 8 1/16 in.)
Credit LineGiven in Memory of Joseph Katz by his Children
Object number1963.109.50
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Last Updated1/11/24
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