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Hold onto your wallets! Cross your legs!
Image Not Available for Hold onto your wallets! Cross your legs!

Hold onto your wallets! Cross your legs!

PortfolioFrom the "Portfolio Compleat"
Date1992
MediumOffset lithograph
DimensionsSheet: 432 x 559 mm. (17 x 22 in.)
Credit LineWomen's Committee Acquisitions Endowment for Contemporary Prints and Photographs
Object number2015.47.40
NOT ON VIEW
Last Updated1/11/24
Image Not Available for Robert Macaire, doctor. For heaven's sake, do not take this illness lightly! Believe me, you must drink a lot of water, rub your legs and come to see me often... it won't ruin you.... My consultations are free of charge.... You just pay me 20 Francs for the two bottles. For 10 cents I will take the container back.
Robert Macaire, doctor. For heaven's sake, do not take this illness lightly! Believe me, you must drink a lot of water, rub your legs and come to see me often... it won't ruin you.... My consultations are free of charge.... You just pay me 20 Francs for the two bottles. For 10 cents I will take the container back.
1836
Image Not Available for Do you want to hold out your hand...Scamp!...
Do you want to hold out your hand...Scamp!...
1824-1825
Image Not Available for Look, there are cows which have a body but no legs!... - Just wait, one day they will produce animals that have only legs, but no body.
Look, there are cows which have a body but no legs!... - Just wait, one day they will produce animals that have only legs, but no body.
1856
Image Not Available for Relax Senator Helms, the art world is your kind of place!
Relax Senator Helms, the art world is your kind of place!
1989
Image Not Available for When racism & sexism are no longer fashionable, how much will your art collection be worth?
When racism & sexism are no longer fashionable, how much will your art collection be worth?
1989
Image Not Available for Nude, Leg Bent—Study of Legs
Nude, Leg Bent—Study of Legs
Henri Matisse
1925
Image Not Available for Robert Macaire business agent. - By the devil! It's really admirable of you to break your back to pay off your debts, my good chap, wipe them out at once! - But how? - Good heavens! Bring me your books, I'll put them in order, it's my specialty, we'll settle for a few liabilities, a large number of assets, we'll assemble your creditors, we'll offer five percent to be paid over ten years, you won't give them anything during the ten years, in ten years' time you'll start again, your creditors will be dead, the debts forgotten and nobody will say a word about it.
Robert Macaire business agent. - By the devil! It's really admirable of you to break your back to pay off your debts, my good chap, wipe them out at once! - But how? - Good heavens! Bring me your books, I'll put them in order, it's my specialty, we'll settle for a few liabilities, a large number of assets, we'll assemble your creditors, we'll offer five percent to be paid over ten years, you won't give them anything during the ten years, in ten years' time you'll start again, your creditors will be dead, the debts forgotten and nobody will say a word about it.
1837
Image Not Available for I will not walk before my legs
I will not walk before my legs
2005
Image Not Available for How much I regret. / My arms once so strong, / My legs never fat / And nothing went wrong (an ancient song)
How much I regret. / My arms once so strong, / My legs never fat / And nothing went wrong (an ancient song)
1840
Image Not Available for Study of Legs
Study of Legs
1924
Image Not Available for Preparing for the baccalaureate. - There are two ways in which you might pass your exams: the first way is to let someone else take your place; the second is to take them yourself. - I would like to take them myself. - Very good!... Do you know Greek? - No. - Latin? - None the more. - Excellent!... Do you know your Math? - Not at all. - What do you know then? - Nothing. - But you've 200 francs? - Of course! - Splendid... You'll be passed next Thursday. - You mean you're going to prepare me in eight days? - What do you think!!!!... It's true that I've taken on the responsibility for your success, but for teaching you... Oh no! Certainly not!!
Preparing for the baccalaureate. - There are two ways in which you might pass your exams: the first way is to let someone else take your place; the second is to take them yourself. - I would like to take them myself. - Very good!... Do you know Greek? - No. - Latin? - None the more. - Excellent!... Do you know your Math? - Not at all.
- What do you know then? - Nothing. - But you've 200 francs? - Of course! - Splendid... You'll be passed next Thursday. - You mean you're going to prepare me in eight days? - What do you think!!!!... It's true that I've taken on the responsibility for your success, but for teaching you... Oh no! Certainly not!!
1837
Image Not Available for Marriage of convenience. - Eh! What? Eloa!!... You've deceived me!... You're not your father's daughter... His title of count is just a fairy tale... Your castles are an illusion, your enormous fortune an enormous joke!!... O tempora o mores!!... - In other words I've been taken for a right mug!
Marriage of convenience. - Eh! What? Eloa!!... You've deceived me!... You're not your father's daughter... His title of count is just a fairy tale... Your castles are an illusion, your enormous fortune an enormous joke!!... O tempora o mores!!... - In other words I've been taken for a right mug!
1837